December 2010
88 posts
I remember being home one time at Christmas just a few years ago and it was a...
– Tina Fey on her favorite Christmas memories from her favorite TV shows (via betty-caruso)
well. this is how i spent my last two christmas eves.
xmas presents came early.
so my christmas is over. i have no self control.
:(
GETTING STRONGER EVERY DAY
alison, what the frig. do you live down the street from me now??
everythingokay:
Every day my hair looks more and more insane. Currently building the fall-out shelter in my 12x10ft room - somewhat to create a more mood-boosting headspace but mainly to escape the scavengers of my sea salt, palm oil peanut butter and illegally imported Mexican coffee beans left idle in the kitchen while I’m down...
i swear to god
if i can get drunk jenny in philadelphia i will totally freak. but if not, i am still really excited about drunk liz.
i am so excited. you guys. so excited.
I would love to get another dog in the future.
– Michael Vick: A new dog could help my rehabilitation
(via today)
I would love to do to him what he did to those dogs. What a piece of shit.
sad, but also
it would have been kind of amazing for someone to find me dead in my dryer. i mean 85% the way in, poking at it with metal things to try to align other metal things and get it working. the other 15% on top of the washing machine because i’m short, and it’s a stacked unit in a small closet. all the while, starting a few startling sparks and wondering if i was imagining my hair sticking...